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Xenoself

Jul 26 '14
fussybabybitch:

Anyway in my expeditions tonight I’ve discovered the XTube Channel of StuntTiger, a dude who seemingly exclusively makes videos of himself falling into, what are these, stunt cushions? And then masturbating, in various fursuits. What an amazingly expensive, specific fetish. A hobby? I’m fascinated by this idea that he owns all this equipment for purely erotic purposes, that he doesn’t have any larger interest in stunts beyond it. Or is it more interesting to consider that in his “worksafe” life, he is a stuntman, and that at some point his occupation became his sexuality? Maybe it drove him into this field of work in the first place. I don’t know and I don’t really want to at this point, because there’s so much more to be said in the margins of inscrutability than whatever the plain truth is.

fussybabybitch:

Anyway in my expeditions tonight I’ve discovered the XTube Channel of StuntTiger, a dude who seemingly exclusively makes videos of himself falling into, what are these, stunt cushions? And then masturbating, in various fursuits. What an amazingly expensive, specific fetish. A hobby? I’m fascinated by this idea that he owns all this equipment for purely erotic purposes, that he doesn’t have any larger interest in stunts beyond it. Or is it more interesting to consider that in his “worksafe” life, he is a stuntman, and that at some point his occupation became his sexuality? Maybe it drove him into this field of work in the first place. I don’t know and I don’t really want to at this point, because there’s so much more to be said in the margins of inscrutability than whatever the plain truth is.

Jul 26 '14

My friend just called me to say he was watching a crazy christian preacher get arrested in a mall and that Steve-O from jackass is there taking pics and laughing to himself.

Jul 26 '14

vidya games over the past ten years

queers-of-madness:

graphics get better significantly, play time drops to single-digit hours, and every new protagonist is a former Abercrombie model who joined Special Forces. 

wtf ya’ll?

I like to think that we are currently in the 80’s equivalent of comic books and movies for video games right now where they got the formulaic box office macho man blockbuster shit down to an art form but not much else. So I guess that means in the next five or so years we move into the 90’s with edgy anti-heros and mindfuck situations. But idk.

Jul 26 '14

(Source: seppukyun)

Jul 26 '14

corazon-de-neon:

Song: Ninja Re Bang Bang // にんじゃりばんばん
Artist: Kyary Pamyu Pamyu // きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ

Jul 26 '14

my meme rap album is called Cell Phones Give You Brain Tumors Don’t Use them 1999

Jul 26 '14
Jul 26 '14

(Source: springfieldusa)

Jul 26 '14
cockman-dickman:

this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen

cockman-dickman:

this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen

(Source: sixpenceee)

Jul 26 '14
this is what Kyary going bad girl is gonna look like

this is what Kyary going bad girl is gonna look like

(Source: annus-oficial)

Jul 26 '14

(Source: chelseawoosh)

Jul 26 '14

(Source: patrickkingart)

Jul 26 '14

queers-of-madness:

the mysterious cosmic figure who bestowed me with the knowledge of universal truth during a particularly excellent DMT trip bore an uncanny resemblance to the Pepsiman. 

image

only covered in stars and space instead of pepsi colors. 

weird dude. 

pepsi is out of this woooooorld

Jul 26 '14

(Source: knowyournewmeme)

Jul 26 '14

The fact that you can’t actually fully describe what is happening in a fast and furious movie without referencing several other films in the franchise makes it super nerdy in my opinion. 

FF Universe is a legit thing