When did anthropomorphic animals went from “oh look q talking dog thats so cool” innocence to a gay dragon fucking said talking dog?
Was there a secretive cabal of Babylonian mystics stretching throughout history concealing people who wanna fuck cartoon animals from public knowledge? Or did something trigger this causing a mass awaking of regular people into horrible mutant weirdos!?
Back in 2005/6 me and some friends used to role play on MSN messenger and I was Bowyn Shadeslayer and the girl I had a crush on IRL was a KGB spy and anyway we and the other people would just have regular MSN group chats and just roleplayed being in a tavern and we would occasianlly just break into a bar fight wreck the place and move on to a new tavern or inn or alehouse and over the course of a couple of months left a trail of destroyed drinking establishments across some fantasy landscape.
there was this picture of a chastity belt from scary movie 3 being reblogged by asethetic blogs and it was crazy how I saw it in the soft grunge/whatever way but the moment it’s source was pointed out it looked completely different to me.
In one framework I saw what was someone trying to be all like look at the juxtaposition between the hard metal and the soft pussy with boring normcore dress being hoisted up. Like I thought this the same shit as people who reblog pictures of scrunched up cigarettes on their grandmas curtains
Then in the other framework it transformed right into tacky joke from teen sex comedy.
Men were much more attracted to their female friends than vice versa. Men were also more likely than women to think that their opposite-sex friends were attracted to them—a clearly misguided belief. In fact, men’s estimates of how attractive they were to their female friends had virtually nothing to do with how these women actually felt, and almost everything to do with how the men themselves felt—basically, males assumed that any romantic attraction they experienced was mutual, and were blind to the actual level of romantic interest felt by their female friends. Women, too, were blind to the mindset of their opposite-sex friends; because females generally were not attracted to their male friends, they assumed that this lack of attraction was mutual. As a result, men consistently overestimated the level of attraction felt by their female friends and women consistently underestimated the level of attraction felt by their male friends.
Two of my remaining friends from highschool are women and they only reason I have maintained the friendship is because I am not attracted to them. If I was attracted to them I would of made a move ages ago and either they would be my GF or I would move on. Being around someone who does not reciprocate your feelings is painful and tiring and I don’t know why other guys do it.
a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting
your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum
you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.
You are flushing the new kids head down the toilet that is placed on a podium out the front of the school, when he comes up to breath he has the head of a long dead Taoist sage, “the celestial courts have turned to dust” he says. The moon blinks.