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how come the feeling of determination to take charge of my life only ever happens at like 2 in th morning when I can’t do shit about it.
Someone needs to start a twitter/tumblr called “What Drake was really thinking during the ‘Anaconda’ video”
"I wonder if I should put my hands on her hips, idk I mean she is grinding on me but…I just dunno should I ask? what if she yells at me if I ask, okay I will just let them hang limp for a while"
LOOK OUT BELOW
It is me, your middle aged relative here on facebook ready to spam your feed with links to Upworthy.com and other websites that beg you to watch 3 minute videos
The “I am a Gamer” video is the modern rendition of Lime-Tree Bower My Prison by Samual Taylor Coleridge tbh
condescension towards casual gaming is just the most fucking hilariously pathetic thing ever because at its root its literally just “how dare you have a life outside of playing video games do you know how much worse than me that makes you im so bitter and alone i am 26 and have made no efforts to become employed”
just fucking outlaw all sex, genetically modify people to be smooth between the legs, grow humans in vats and save society.
Destroy eros or succumb to thanos
I am not gonna lie I watched that Anaconda music and no shame to say that it got me hard and Idc cause judging me just makes you a hypocrite on this issue tbh.
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